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beamerkrenzorbentley: angelicaa-x: You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha kang tah - eh) Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin moh puh-wet koh) You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang kah - pal nang moo - kha moh.) I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang eena moh , gah - goh kha. ) Goodluck. <3 hahaha bahahahaha
shalineservice: kelvinween: kevinkimftw: The third fucking time i find a drunk bitch passed out in my bed… And not once have they been hot Thanks Andy Jun LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this video is quality “shes so fuckin ugly” HHHHAHAJHHAHAHA LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA “where did you come from? a troll’s womb?”
i wish i had the confidence to approach someone as...
shalineservice: 5am and I’m listening to Tila tequila…time to bring out my sexiness LOLLL HERP DA DERP
isaygoes: 1. What is your best friends name? 2. The last time you felt honestly broken? 3. Are you craving something? 4. If you could have one thing right now what would it be? 5. Would you rather have ten kids, or none? 6. What do you hear right now? 7. Is your bed against more than one of your walls? 8. What’s on your mind right now? 9. Are you there for your friends? 10. Last person...
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i work hard and im still ballin on a budget.
"Why are you single?"
lovely-brains: I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me. I always get this question. I never know the answer to it.
bbystacey asked: LOLOLOL at your last post. i love pulp fiction kthx.
jk-xd asked: JK Gabrillo, only if it's not too late
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imbringingkatigbak asked: my gulllay, im not too cool for anyone. only yabang people are like that! haha
teejdasqueeze asked: TEA JAY!! <3 you baby [;
imbringingkatigbak asked: presents myself well,huh? Good! i try, i try ahahah well, i cant bump into you at forever now causee you kweeet!