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the-absolute-best-gifs: Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet. Click to follow this blog, you will be so...

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How to get a Filipino girl to go head over heels...

beamerkrenzorbentley: angelicaa-x: You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha kang tah - eh) Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin moh puh-wet koh) You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang kah - pal nang moo - kha moh.) I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang eena moh , gah - goh kha. ) Goodluck. <3 hahaha bahahahaha

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shalineservice: kelvinween: kevinkimftw: The third fucking time i find a drunk bitch passed out in my bed… And not once have they been hot Thanks Andy Jun LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this video is quality “shes so fuckin ugly” HHHHAHAJHHAHAHA LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA “where did you come from? a troll’s womb?”

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i wish i had the confidence to approach someone as...

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shalineservice: 5am and I’m listening to Tila tequila…time to bring out my sexiness LOLLL HERP DA DERP

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isaygoes: 1. What is your best friends name? 2. The last time you felt honestly broken? 3. Are you craving something? 4. If you could have one thing right now what would it be? 5. Would you rather have ten kids, or none? 6. What do you hear right now? 7. Is your bed against more than one of your walls? 8. What’s on your mind right now? 9. Are you there for your friends? 10. Last person...

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